Super Computer Predicts Final Premier League 2016/17 Table. Whats do you think?

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Though it was talksport that updated this, we did not know where the hell they got this particular Wintch Super Computer.

Leicester City won the League Last Season? But No Computer ever predicted this was going to happen last season.

Super computer or what did they call it?



As we all know it’s international break and almost all players are on duties with there various Contries, talkSPORT reckon it’s the perfect opportunity to bring out the ol’ super computer.

As talkSPORT haven’t Reveal any of the algorithms used to come up with the table, it’s best to take the results with a massive pinch of salt.

In summary, Man City come out on top in Pep Guardiola’s first season.

Arsene Wenger’s Arsene finish runners-up, in what is probably the Frenchman’s last campaign with the club.

Jose Mourinho’s Man United miss out on the top four, while last season’s champions Leicester finish eighth. Burnley, Hull and Sunderland are relegated.

Final standings

Here’s the final table that the ‘machine’ came up with:

Man City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
Man Utd
Chelsea
Everton
Leicester
Crystal Palace
Southampton
West Brom
Stoke
West Ham
Middlesbrough
Watford
Bournemouth
Swansea
Burnley
Hull
Sunderland

What’s your view, did you agree?

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The Last Virgin ( Episode 2)

Note: guy’s please note this story is multi sided so as not to get confused while reading it

EPISODE 2 (Encounter With The Virgin Hunters)

Unknown to them sola, femi and the 3rd guy (uche) are part of the virgin hunters, they were also part of the guys who kidnapped them …..
They actually did this so that by the time they come back in a decent way, the ladies will be deceived to give in to them………….



**back in the hostel**
The ladies were busy crying and now scared, Elizabeth was even suggesting that maybe they should consider forfeiting their adminssion since the virgin hunters are now after them…
Elizabeth: it seems I’ll go back to my papa house
Funke : I think I’ll also do the same
Cynthia : as for me I’ll tell my parents since they are rich and well connected, might even get a personal bodyguard
Folake : I don’t see any reason why we should all start saying this, I think this is a challenge to each and every one us
Oge : challenge? How?
Folake : if we can hold on to our virginity till date, I think we keeping it till we graduate should not be a big deal….
Cynthia: the choice is yours

**following day in school**
NOTE : the story is now multi sided from here

**Oge’s side of the story**
I was on my way to the admin block for registration, suddenly I saw a familiar face but can’t really recollect where I knew him from and to my amazement he greeted me
Stranger: hello beauty
Me: sorry do I know you
Stranger : you’ve forgotten me so soon, its I Femi
Me: oh my bad, thanks for the other day
Femi : you’re welcome, meanwhile can I get your contact , I wish to know you better
Me : oh no problem, here it is 0808******
Femi : talk to you later

**Folake’s Side of the Story**
I was on my way to get something to eat nearby since I’ve not really settled down and already tired due to the stress of the kidnapping, on my way I met sola
Me : good day sir
Sola : hahahah don’t sir me I’m just a young boy o
Me : if you say so sir, thanks for the other day
Sola : my pleasure, meanwhile can I get your mobile contact
I was about to give him not until it occurred to me that sola might even be part of the Virgin Hunters even though he looks responsible, so I thought to myself I won’t be fooled with his appearance
Me : ok sir that would be later, I don’t know it off head
Sola : later then

**Cynthia and Elizabeth side of the story**
(Cynthia and Elizabeth were both in the same department)
**on their way to school**
Cynthia : so folake tell me what type of guys do you like
Elizabeth : cute, handsome and rich, as for me the main thing I need is his riches , that’s why I did not date all those poor boys in my hood
Cynthia : money ke
Suddenly we met the third guy(uche) who rescued us with one of his friend , he looked decent and gentle so we decided to greet him
Cynthia : hello sir
Uche : I don’t think I know you girls
Elizabeth : we are the girls you and your friend rescued the other day
Uche : oh oh my bad, evening ladies and your names are?
Cynthia : mine is Cynthia but you can call me c baby
Elizabeth : mine is elizabeth you can also call me eazy bae
Uche : what a lovely name well meet my friend john
To cut the long story short, uche exchanged contacts with Cynthia while john did the same with elizabeth

**Elizabeth In John’s Room**
Within few days I and john were already into eachother
John : I am happy you finally decided to pay me a visit
Me : funny you, I was all alone in my hostel with folake , you know she’s this religious type that’s why I decided to come
John : funny you, anyway you are looking beautiful today o
Me : thanks

John is a lovely, handsome and rich guy, I actually fell for him because his room has riches written all over it, while we were busy discussing he made an attempt to kiss me but I ignored it at first so he continued talking as if nothing happened but later when he realised that I was now fully into him he made another attempt to kiss me which was successful, I might be a virgin but that is not my first time of kissing…….. the kissing was becoming so much passionate and before I knew what was going on, his hand was already in my bra gently massaging my breast, mehn john is so good when it comes to romance …………
**still in the romance session**
Few minutes later he got undressed and he did the same to his body, at this moment I had forgotten about the whole virgin hunters and I had even forgotten that I am still a virgin, john really made me feel special that moment…
We continued with the romance and then he made his way inside me to disvirgin me, then suddenly……………
Watchout for episode 3

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6 Categories of Secondary School friend we all had then.(No 2 is very common)

If you are a student in the 80’s and 90’s, then this writeup will surely bring back a lot of funny memories.

Back then we didn’t consider it funny, but now? We wish we could relive them with the same set of people.

And by ‘school’ I meant secondary school. Cliques and clique names were so in vogue, we’d pick out the first letter of each member’s name to form a catch name.

Then there were the funny friends/classmates we had. Who in one way or another made life memorable for us.

Below are 6 classes of school mates we each had in school:



1. Sicklers
These sets of mates were always sick. I’m beginning to wonder if they just wanted to sleep in more at the sick bay or eat double rations of food. Every week you’d find them in the sickbay.



2. Dubbers
So your Biology teacher announces a test would hold in the next period. These guys never studied o, all they knew to do was tap you in the back then tell you to adjust so they could ‘dub’ from your sheet. If you didn’t, your life would never be the same.



3. Sneakers
Ah, these guys were in and out of school like “Willy Willy.” They knew every trick in the book to sneak out of school. In some cases, today you’d notice them coming to school as day students, and tomorrow they’re back as boarding students.



4. Pepperless
I knew a couple of students who’d join the pepperless table cos they got larger rations of food. Things we did in school just to fill up our bellies were darn hilarious.



5. Hoarders
And these guys? I think they were the meanest sets of friends ever. Imagine it’s the end of term and everyone’s mad hungry. These guys had enough to feed an entire group of friends. But they’d hoard it and take it back home. Saying something like “I want to impress my parents.” Jeeze those provisions were meant to be eaten not taken home.



6. Jackers
How many of y’all remember TDB? (Till Day Break) Awww, these sets of friends would burn candles during the whole terms but still come out with a Pass in exams? So why bother bro?


If we had the opportunity, we will go back and do it all over again with the same set of friends.

Interesting? Share with your friends.

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Senator Dino Melaye and his latest 93-year-old baby

Senator Dino Melaye representing Kogi Central senatorial district,  who has been in the news for his display of love for exoctic cars is at it again. 

He recently just unveiled a 93-year-old Rolls Royce which he reportedly bought in Las Vegas, United states two years ago.  

A car estimated to be worth about N180million.

Melaye’s N180million Rolls Royce. Photo: Premium Times

The Rolls Royce with customized license plates “MELAYE 2”  is believed to cost some $400,000.

Amidst the recession, the senator doesn't seem to slow down in his romance for antiquated cars worth millions of naira.

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AFRIQUE L' TIMELINE PRESENTS: #THENIGERIANYOUTHPRENEUR

 #THENIGERIANYOUTHPRENEUR

Statistics have shown that over 50% of the Nigerian population are youths?

80% of the Nigerian youths are Entrepreneurs

Less than 30% are successful entrepreneurs.

Afrique L'timeline has identified the 2 major factors as:

Lack of funds and Bad MEDIA and lack of PUBLICITY CHANNELS.

#THENIGERIANYOUTHPRENEUR

A campaign for the hope of Nigerian entrepreneurs.

How to participate

 1. Follow @timelineafrique on Twitter and Instagram

2.Post a picture or video of your craft, handwork, service or ideas

3. Tell us how they can be benefitting to the Nigerian youths and economy

4. Tag @timelineafrique on Instagram and Twitter, using the #thenigerianyouthpreneur

The winner gets 50,000 naira, certification from London Academy Business School in Business Administration and lots of freebies.

Supported by: The London Academy Business School, Hypelee Empire, e-knowhow, Joself Pictures, National Career Fair, Sustainable Development Goals, http://0b9ja.com 31Nation, Erigks Models and many more

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WhatsApp Unveil a new Snapchat-like features for Android users

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The most reliable and popular Chat Media “WhatsApp” is rolling out new features for Android users. The company has brought out the image doodling feature out of beta mode for public release. The feature enables users to doSnapchat-like drawing on photo and videos.

The update also allows Android users to add emojis to express themselves. The users just need to select a brush size or font style by dragging left on the colour selector. The new editing tools appear whenever a photo or video is shared (old as well as and new ones).


The feature is expected to be rolled out to Apple iOS users too soon.

The update also brings the ability to send multiple chats at once while sharing or forwarding messages. Users frequent contacts will appear on the top at the time of forwarding or sharing messages. Users can also slide their finger up or down to zoom in and out while recording videos.

Lastly, the popular instant messenger also gets a new front-facing flash for better selfies in low-light conditions.

Recently, WhatsApp quietly rolled out an update which allows people to tag others in WhatsApp Groups. The new tagging feature means that users may no longer be able to mute notifications in Groups. As in case, a user has been tagged, he or she will still receive the Group’s notification

To do this, users need to type in @, following which the names of the group members pop up. They can select the people that have to be tagged. Multiple users can be tagged and all of them are notified. Moreover, the feature also sends notifications to the people who are not in a user’s contact list but are part of a WhatsApp group. The update is available on both Android and iOS, but not on the desktop app. With the update, it seems that WhatsApp has closed all ways to avoid annoying group notifications. The only way out is to either turn off app notifications completely or leave the group.

Source: www.gadgetsnow.com

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The Last Virgin( Episode 1)

Credit ; Mr Kiddah

This is an episoder story which will be dropped here prior the authorization of the author. Enjoy Below!!


Main Cast’s:
Funke
Cynthia
Folake
Elizabeth
Oge

Note: guy’s please note this story is multi sided so as not to get confused while reading it

Episode 1 (Introduction)

(Funke’s Residence)
Funke’s Dad: My daughter remember the kind of family you’re from, and don’t forget to be a God fearing lady in school
Me (Funke) : Daddy I promise to be of good behaviour, you know I’m the only one left for you as your companion after mom’s demise, I hope now you’ll have time to remarry.


(Cynthia’s Residence )
Cynthia’s Mom: My daughter I won’t be able to take you to school, the driver will take you instead… Don’t worry when your dad is back from his business trip we’ll come to visit you.
Me (Cynthia) : Mom!!!
Cynthia’s Mom : you know I wish I could take you but I’ve got to seal a deal of 3 billion naira, don’t worry I promise to send you extra 100k next week, just manage the 200k with you

(Folake’s Residence )
Papa : My daughter please don’t disappoint us, you know you are our only hope we don’t have much but don’t worry when your mama collects the loan from her thrift organization, we’ll send it to you
Me (Folake): Papa its okay I understand, once I settle down I’ll also look for a work to do to sustain myself

(Elizabeth’s Residence)
Me (Elizabeth): papa and mama see wetin una give me, do you want me to go and suffer ni
Elizabeth’s mom: my daughter please bear with us, this is what we could afford
Elizabeth’s Dad: i don know say you’re a bastard child, do you now want me to go and do money rituals or what?

(Oge’s Residence)

Me (Oge) : Mama and papa this is too much na, when it’s not as if i won’t come back home
Papa : My daughter it’s not much at all, we even wished we could provide more than this.
Mama: just be of good behaviour in school my dear
Me: i promise not to disappoint you mama and Papa .

**Story proper**
Hi5 University (imaginary name)

They are all fresher’s (new students)
Funke got to school first, she did her registration and headed to her hostel, she happened to be the first to get to the room… While she was still accessing the room’s beauty, Cynthia the rich girl walked in with beauty and riches all over her… Funke had already started to admire her before she could even say hello folake barged in looking wretched but still managed to look good in it, while the three of them were trying to get along Elizabeth and Oge walked in the same time….
few minutes later they were all into each other while Elizabeth was trying to get acquainted with Cynthia in order to get out of her riches…….
11:59pm
They were still talking being the first day in school, suddenly a group of guy’s barged in, blind folded them and took them away.
By the time they were un blindfolded, they realized they were in an unknown area :

**the guys were all masked**
Voice1 : God mother take them inside and check out if they’re intact
Godmother (also masked): okay sir
It was when they got to where they’re were going to be checked they realized they were not the only one being kidnapped… still they didn’t know what they were being checked for…….
**few minutes later**
After they’ve stripped them naked and placed a calabash on each and every one of them, ten of them were taken to a separate room including FUNKE, CYNTHIA, FOLAKE,ELIZABETH AND OGE …..
**unknown voices conversing with bedroom voices**
Folake was able to get few words out of what they were discussing “just ten …….. are virgins’’
Later on they were all blindfolded and found themselves tied up in a bush the following morning, now they’re left on our to be rescued
………….

………….
**10:00am*
Still no one came to rescue them, luckily for them three guys were walking by the bush and heard their screams, they rescued them and the ladies were shocked that the guys were not surprised to see them tied up…..
Guy1: my name is femi , you guy’s are freshers right
The Ladies: **nods **
Guy2 (sola): hahhaahahahaha that means you all are virgins niyen
**they looked at eachother with a surprised look**
Sola: well my advice for you girls is to keep your virginity till you graduate, the guys that kidnapped you will be back for you in a decent way , its left to you all …. or lemme just say its left for you to become The Last Virgin….
(This is the main phrase behind the title)
Femi: and please note that they don’t have any good/main motive behind this, they just do it for fun
Sola: They call themselves ‘’’Virgin Hunters’’, you’ll hear about them soon enough
(This is the main phrase behind the title)
Watchout for episode 2

Written by Mr Kiddah

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