Friday, October 7, 2016

Don Jazzy gets funny response from fans after claiming to be crushing On Rihanna, Telling Him Linda Ikeji & Tiwa Savage Is Available

MAVINS SMD boss, Micheal Collins Ajereh, porpularly known as, recently felt the heat from his fans who cannot wait for him to get married when they blasted him over his unrelenting crush on a foreign super star, Rihanna, informing him that Linda Ikeji and Tiwa Savage are available and they will appericiate tiwa savage or Linda ikeji better.





Don jazzy posted on twitter commenting on this particular picture complaining about the Ciggeret on the floor, find below his post….





Donjazzy who will be 34 years old on 26, November 2016, and promises to settle down next year 2017 had posted a picture of the American singer on his Instagram page with a body guard and half smoked cigarette on the floor and wrote;

“That bodyguard cannot even remove that cigarette from the floor. What if something happens to my juice?”

His fans gat no chill at all, after few minutes that this picture dropped his fans bombarded him with a barrage of comments; see what some of them commented:

Winnieadorable26: @donjazzy na for Rihanna body your eye dey? Of all the naija babes ard you. pele ti e. Mungo park

Domgrel_sr: @donjazzy don’t chase riri, she’s gat plenty on her plate, advise: linda Ikeji, even the mavins queen (Tiwa) is available again

Herroyaldopequeen: when will you stop crushing on her…. lol @donjazzy

Supermlv: Baba this babe no hard Nao , Na you never ginger do the parole , you gats run this level like a warri boy , you go first kidnap am , come dey explain why later

Badboylantae: So we many weh dey craze 4 dis babe..lol

Adebola_maeriam: Lol a fi juice na

Madam korede: Hhahahaha Oga@donjazzy when u go marry?

Charles.umoh: Keep dreaming

Uchegrey: dis man eh

Lekidosneh: Baba don kolo for dis babes ooh @donjazzy donbaba

Avartaugo: Don’t mind him, it’s not even one but two cigarettes….. @donjazzy

Rosylovie: Lol na wa for this crush o

Maidenbymaiden: This kind love sha

Ediyekrazylegs: Click on the pix and see where @donjazzy is tagged….. Hahaha!!! I fit mad!!! Darinbby: Let drake catch you

Chidi.jenny: Hahaha juice riiiii,in d next world she go be ur sister..,.

Misswedy: @caroline.kimaro come en see ua husband

lasper007: @donjazzy why you dey obsessed with this girl…. na only her waka come?

cynthia.agada: If u luv somebody walk up to her n tell her u luv her oooooo, it cause no harm no harm atall @donjazzy








Erotic Story] My Affair With My Boss’ Wife’

My boss, Mr James and I were pretty close, we were not like besties or anything, but often times our conversations ventured into non-professional territories.

I liked him a lot as a person, but I had harboured a huge secret from him for years. I had an intense sexual attraction to his wife. I met her on their wedding day and I could not deny her beauty or how it captivated me. I could not keep my eyes off her luscious lips or her sexy backside. In the two years, they had been married, my physical reaction to her had not been altered. Of course, I did not see her as often as I wanted, but sometimes, Mr James would ask me to go pick her up at her workplace and take her home whenever he had to stay late at the office for meetings. These instances were few and far between. It had probably just happened about five times in the last couple of years.



During those times, I would drive her home in silence but my eyes would often dart to where she sat beside me and I would let my mind roam. She had this tendency to wear short skirts to work so I would entertain myself my watching as her sleek thighs sensually move as I drove. In the 45 minutes or so that it took for me to get her home, my mind would be filled with thoughts of undressing her and burying myself in her hole.

One Monday afternoon, Mr James asked to speak with me. He confessed to me that an ex-girlfriend of his was back in Nigeria for the week. Evidently, they broke up because she had to travel abroad for her Masters. According to him, she had returned and would be going back at the end of the week. She had also expressed an interest in meeting with him and enjoying a few days of fun before she had to go back. He talked about how he did not want to let the opportunity pass by so every day after work, that week, he would meet up with her and be there until later in the night when he would go home. He asked if it was possible for me to pick up his wife and take her home all through the week.

My heart leapt with joy. I imagined how wonderful it would be to be in Mr James’ wife’s company every day for a whole week. I immediately agreed.

The first couple of days were pretty uneventful. On Wednesday, I picked her up and noticed that she seemed tensed and unhappy. A few times, she seemed like she wanted to say something but thought the better of it.

When I parked the car in front of her home, she finally turned to me and asked, “he is not really having board meetings after work, is he?”

I opened my mouth, trying to figure out the best way to answer her when she shook her head. “You would not tell me the truth, anyway,” then opened the door on her side and climbed out.

I sat where I was parked for a while, contemplating my next move until, finally, I gave up and drove home.

Dropping her off the next day was different. Perhaps it occurred to her that she had exposed too much of herself to me the evening before because she tried to initiate random conversations. She talked about her job and asked about mine. She wanted to know more about me, where I was from, what I did for fun and so on. The conversation left me a little uncomfortable but that changed when I dropped her off and she asked if I wanted to come in.

She offered me some juice and sat by me as we drank. She had that same tensed silence she did the day before when she asked about what her husband really did after work. I knew a bombshell was coming. I was right.

“Why is it only possible for men to have affairs and not for women?” She asked.

I pretended to take another sip of juice, trying to choose my words carefully. There was a lot to gain her if I did.

After a while, I said, “well, women do have affairs too. I know some who do. But most of them do so because something is missing in their marriage.”

She looked at me, frowning her face at her words. “What could be missing, though? How does a woman justify stepping out on her husband?”

“Women have needs and once a woman is made to feel less than, made to feel insecure or unattractive, she might choose to find that validation elsewhere. I don’t condone it or anything, but….” I paused, knowing the territory I was about to enter. “… If I had a woman as beautiful and smart as you, the best part of my day would be coming home every day to show her how much I treasure her. So a woman who does not get to feel that way might…” I let the sentence hang.

She smiled at me at the compliment but soon after, she informed me that she had some work stuff to take care of, which I took as my cue to leave.

As I stood up, she came closer and gave me a hug. I felt all my senses begin to buzz as her body pressed against mine and my hands slid to her waist. The hug went on for seconds longer than it should and slowly, I moved my hands towards her ass, enjoying the way the curve felt underneath my palms. I worried that she would move away but she did not. In fact, she moved so close that her breasts were pressed tightly against mine.

When we finally parted, she tilted her head up and I leant down, causing my mouth to meet hers. The next couple of minutes were a haze of getting each other’s clothes off, my mouth on her mouth, neck and br3asts and my hands everywhere. We were soon on the couch, her neykked body writhing underneath me. I was kissing her and moving my groin against her as my hard co3k poked her. Her hands gripped my shoulder and her legs spread. Her eyes begged me to take her but she was to scared to say the words.

Holding my excited cock, I found her entrance and plunged. She cried out and I used my mouth to cover hers, swallowing her sounds. I began to move in and out of her, her warm wetness enveloped me as her pu55y walls tightened against my d!ck. She began to gyrate her hips gently, making me enter her even deeper as she continued to mo-an in pleasure.

“Yes… Fvck yeahhh… it has been too long… fvck me, God, yes…” she was whispering as I went in and out. The way she moaned, the movement of her body against mine and the fact that I had dreamt of this moment for so long made it definite that I would not last long. I made sure to grind against her, rubbing against her clit as I fvcked, hoping to make her cum before I found my release. I bent my head and took one of her bre-asts in my mouth, suck!ng the hardened n!pple as I fvcked her.

Her breath became faster and she threw her head back in bliss. “Yes. Make me cum. Yes. Yes. I am cumm!ng. Fvck! Yes. Ohhh..” she was saying as she got close. I kept on doing what I was doing, urging her to let go until finally, her grip on my shoulder was so tight that her nails dug into my skin and she gave the loudest cry yet, shuddering underneath me.

Watching her cum so hard pushed me over the edge too and I began to ram my co-ck hard and fast inside her until I was spilling my essence up her wet cu-nt.

The next day, which was supposed to be the last day I would drive her home, things got even more heated. We did not waste time on the conversation. As soon as we entered her home, clothes came off but this time, she turned her back, held on to the back of the couch and gave me access to her from behind.

I got to pump my co-ck into her pvssy as I watched the ass I had spent so long fantasising about. I grabbed her ass cheeks tight as I entered her, again and again. She screamed my name and wiggled her ass against me as I fvcked. Her hand began to tease her clit until she was squirt!ng cum everywhere. After a few minutes, I brought my hands around to hold onto her bo-obs as I plunged so deeply and came hard in her.

This was six months ago and we had not seen each other or talked since then. I wondered if we would ever get another chance.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Super Computer Predicts Final Premier League 2016/17 Table. Whats do you think?


Credit - Gltrend
Though it was talksport that updated this, we did not know where the hell they got this particular Wintch Super Computer.

Leicester City won the League Last Season? But No Computer ever predicted this was going to happen last season.

Super computer or what did they call it?



As we all know it’s international break and almost all players are on duties with there various Contries, talkSPORT reckon it’s the perfect opportunity to bring out the ol’ super computer.

As talkSPORT haven’t Reveal any of the algorithms used to come up with the table, it’s best to take the results with a massive pinch of salt.

In summary, Man City come out on top in Pep Guardiola’s first season.

Arsene Wenger’s Arsene finish runners-up, in what is probably the Frenchman’s last campaign with the club.

Jose Mourinho’s Man United miss out on the top four, while last season’s champions Leicester finish eighth. Burnley, Hull and Sunderland are relegated.

Final standings

Here’s the final table that the ‘machine’ came up with:

Man City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Spurs
Man Utd
Chelsea
Everton
Leicester
Crystal Palace
Southampton
West Brom
Stoke
West Ham
Middlesbrough
Watford
Bournemouth
Swansea
Burnley
Hull
Sunderland

What’s your view, did you agree?

The Last Virgin ( Episode 2)




Note: guy’s please note this story is multi sided so as not to get confused while reading it

EPISODE 2 (Encounter With The Virgin Hunters)

Unknown to them sola, femi and the 3rd guy (uche) are part of the virgin hunters, they were also part of the guys who kidnapped them …..
They actually did this so that by the time they come back in a decent way, the ladies will be deceived to give in to them………….



**back in the hostel**
The ladies were busy crying and now scared, Elizabeth was even suggesting that maybe they should consider forfeiting their adminssion since the virgin hunters are now after them…
Elizabeth: it seems I’ll go back to my papa house
Funke : I think I’ll also do the same
Cynthia : as for me I’ll tell my parents since they are rich and well connected, might even get a personal bodyguard
Folake : I don’t see any reason why we should all start saying this, I think this is a challenge to each and every one us
Oge : challenge? How?
Folake : if we can hold on to our virginity till date, I think we keeping it till we graduate should not be a big deal….
Cynthia: the choice is yours

**following day in school**
NOTE : the story is now multi sided from here

**Oge’s side of the story**
I was on my way to the admin block for registration, suddenly I saw a familiar face but can’t really recollect where I knew him from and to my amazement he greeted me
Stranger: hello beauty
Me: sorry do I know you
Stranger : you’ve forgotten me so soon, its I Femi
Me: oh my bad, thanks for the other day
Femi : you’re welcome, meanwhile can I get your contact , I wish to know you better
Me : oh no problem, here it is 0808******
Femi : talk to you later

**Folake’s Side of the Story**
I was on my way to get something to eat nearby since I’ve not really settled down and already tired due to the stress of the kidnapping, on my way I met sola
Me : good day sir
Sola : hahahah don’t sir me I’m just a young boy o
Me : if you say so sir, thanks for the other day
Sola : my pleasure, meanwhile can I get your mobile contact
I was about to give him not until it occurred to me that sola might even be part of the Virgin Hunters even though he looks responsible, so I thought to myself I won’t be fooled with his appearance
Me : ok sir that would be later, I don’t know it off head
Sola : later then

**Cynthia and Elizabeth side of the story**
(Cynthia and Elizabeth were both in the same department)
**on their way to school**
Cynthia : so folake tell me what type of guys do you like
Elizabeth : cute, handsome and rich, as for me the main thing I need is his riches , that’s why I did not date all those poor boys in my hood
Cynthia : money ke
Suddenly we met the third guy(uche) who rescued us with one of his friend , he looked decent and gentle so we decided to greet him
Cynthia : hello sir
Uche : I don’t think I know you girls
Elizabeth : we are the girls you and your friend rescued the other day
Uche : oh oh my bad, evening ladies and your names are?
Cynthia : mine is Cynthia but you can call me c baby
Elizabeth : mine is elizabeth you can also call me eazy bae
Uche : what a lovely name well meet my friend john
To cut the long story short, uche exchanged contacts with Cynthia while john did the same with elizabeth

**Elizabeth In John’s Room**
Within few days I and john were already into eachother
John : I am happy you finally decided to pay me a visit
Me : funny you, I was all alone in my hostel with folake , you know she’s this religious type that’s why I decided to come
John : funny you, anyway you are looking beautiful today o
Me : thanks

John is a lovely, handsome and rich guy, I actually fell for him because his room has riches written all over it, while we were busy discussing he made an attempt to kiss me but I ignored it at first so he continued talking as if nothing happened but later when he realised that I was now fully into him he made another attempt to kiss me which was successful, I might be a virgin but that is not my first time of kissing…….. the kissing was becoming so much passionate and before I knew what was going on, his hand was already in my bra gently massaging my breast, mehn john is so good when it comes to romance …………
**still in the romance session**
Few minutes later he got undressed and he did the same to his body, at this moment I had forgotten about the whole virgin hunters and I had even forgotten that I am still a virgin, john really made me feel special that moment…
We continued with the romance and then he made his way inside me to disvirgin me, then suddenly……………
Watchout for episode 3

6 Categories of Secondary School friend we all had then.(No 2 is very common)




If you are a student in the 80’s and 90’s, then this writeup will surely bring back a lot of funny memories.

Back then we didn’t consider it funny, but now? We wish we could relive them with the same set of people.

And by ‘school’ I meant secondary school. Cliques and clique names were so in vogue, we’d pick out the first letter of each member’s name to form a catch name.

Then there were the funny friends/classmates we had. Who in one way or another made life memorable for us.

Below are 6 classes of school mates we each had in school:



1. Sicklers
These sets of mates were always sick. I’m beginning to wonder if they just wanted to sleep in more at the sick bay or eat double rations of food. Every week you’d find them in the sickbay.



2. Dubbers
So your Biology teacher announces a test would hold in the next period. These guys never studied o, all they knew to do was tap you in the back then tell you to adjust so they could ‘dub’ from your sheet. If you didn’t, your life would never be the same.



3. Sneakers
Ah, these guys were in and out of school like “Willy Willy.” They knew every trick in the book to sneak out of school. In some cases, today you’d notice them coming to school as day students, and tomorrow they’re back as boarding students.



4. Pepperless
I knew a couple of students who’d join the pepperless table cos they got larger rations of food. Things we did in school just to fill up our bellies were darn hilarious.



5. Hoarders
And these guys? I think they were the meanest sets of friends ever. Imagine it’s the end of term and everyone’s mad hungry. These guys had enough to feed an entire group of friends. But they’d hoard it and take it back home. Saying something like “I want to impress my parents.” Jeeze those provisions were meant to be eaten not taken home.



6. Jackers
How many of y’all remember TDB? (Till Day Break) Awww, these sets of friends would burn candles during the whole terms but still come out with a Pass in exams? So why bother bro?


If we had the opportunity, we will go back and do it all over again with the same set of friends.

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Senator Dino Melaye and his latest 93-year-old baby


Senator Dino Melaye representing Kogi Central senatorial district,  who has been in the news for his display of love for exoctic cars is at it again. 

He recently just unveiled a 93-year-old Rolls Royce which he reportedly bought in Las Vegas, United states two years ago.  


A car estimated to be worth about N180million.


Melaye’s N180million Rolls Royce. Photo: Premium Times

The Rolls Royce with customized license plates “MELAYE 2”  is believed to cost some $400,000.

Amidst the recession, the senator doesn't seem to slow down in his romance for antiquated cars worth millions of naira.


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