Saturday, October 8, 2016

lady has placed a $615,862 bet on Hillary Clinton becoming president

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British bookmaker, William Hill has revealed that a 46 year old female client has placed a huge $615862 wager on Hillary Clinton winning the race for the White House. At odds of 4/11, or a 73% chance of success, she stands to make a profit of around $224,000.
William Hill said:

“As far as we are aware, this is the biggest wager ever taken on the US Presidential Elections,” a William Hill spokesman said. “As a result of taking this bet, a win for Donald Trump has now become the favored outcome for us in terms of our liabilities for either of the two leading contenders.”

Friday, October 7, 2016

The Last Virgin ( Episode 3)

EPISODE 3 (ONE DOWN)

**IN THE HOSTEL**
Elizabeth was back in her hostel only to meet nobody, she quickly showered and decide to take a nap….

**flashback**
**Elizabeth side of the story**
**back in John’s room**
When john was about to successfully disvirgin me , his phone suddenly rang and he was told that his dad is at the school gate so he has to quickly freshen up and unknown to me I would have being the first person to be disvirgned.


**
**Funke’s side of the story**
**in church**
I was in church then I sited sola from afar, he happened to be the choir master and that gave me the belief that his a good guy so I made it my mission to get close to him……..

**after service**
Me : bro sola
Sola : oh sister , wow cant believe you’d still recognise my face
Me: why wont I, can I get your contact, I wish to know you better sir
Sola : no problem

**later on we exchanged contacts**

**same day**
**Folake’s side of the story**
I was in church when the youth pastor walked up to me and told me that he noticed that I could sing very well, so he made a proposal for me to join the youth choir which I thought would be lovely… he told me to wait for proper introduction

After the introduction he collected my contact and we rounded up the meeting, while I was on my way back to the hostel I noticed the youth pastor (Bro Segun) was following me…. At first I thought he was stalking me but later………..

Me : sir are you not going home?
Pastor Segun : that’s my hostel down there
Me : I was scared at first
So when we got to the front of his hostel he told me to branch so that he could treat me well , at first I ignored but I fell for his sweet words…. Mehn segun’s voice is so sweet and lovely

**Inside Segun’s Room**
It was well furnished and beautiful, he later offered me a glass of juice which I stylishly collected from him, few minutes later after drinking it I slept off…….

**Waking Up*
I met myself naked, and I was very confused at first I thought I was in my hostel only to see myself beside Pastor Segun…………
Me : pastor what have you done?
Pastor Segun : oh oh you mean the fun we just had together , to be really sincere I never expected you to be a virgin with all this your endowment and beauty
Me: Pastor it’s not fair o, you just ruined my life, career and future **sobbing**
Pastor Segun : sorry dear had it been I would not have done it
Me: Shutup after drugging me, so this is how you do other sisters in the church …..

I left his room angry and crying, with my life being ruined and the following questions flowing through my mind
What will I tell my fellow roomies?
What will I now do with my life?
What will I do from now on?
Who will I tell?
What is the way out?

**Pastor Segun’s side of the story**
Immediately folake left my place I put a call through to femi , we are both part of the virgin hunters, folake never saw it coming…
Me : femo femo
Femi : wetin we see today wey you call me
Me : you won’t believe what happened today
Femi : you don give person belle abi because that’s your normal routine
Me : no o, one down o
Femi : one down ?
Me : I’ve disvirgin folake the church girl that you were saying she won’t be easy to get to
Femi : are you for real?
Me : yes o

**Folake’s side of the story**
**Hospital **
I was not feeling too fine so I decided to go for medical check-up in the hospital, after the check-up I was told to wait for my result……

Nurse : who is folake
Me : I ma
Nurse : **looking at me in a very suspicious way** the doctor wants to see you
**in the doctor’s office**
Doc : miss folake , just know that this is not end of the world o
Me: doc whats wrong?
Doc: here is the result of the test
**I opened the letter and what I saw really amazed me**
Me : H.I.V what ?
Doc: my dear don’t cry , you can still live a normal life with the right prescriptions
Me: **crying** temi ti baje o (my life has been destroyed)

**in the hostel**
Elizabeth : why are you crying folake
Cynthia : I wonder o
Me : don’t worry
Oge : don’t mind them, what’s really wrong
I explained what happened to me to them, they were all discouraged that I was the last person they thought could do that and no matter how I hard I try to explain to them they won’t believe that I was raped……. Suddenly I ran to the toilet and went to vomit and when I came out I was feeling dizzy and later collapsed so I was rushed to the hospital…

**hospital:
Doc : who brought the lady that was just rushed in
Oge : I sir
Doc : nothing to worry about she’s just 3weeks pregnant
Elizabeth , Cynthia , Oge, and Folake : Pregnant!!!

Watchout for episode 4

Legend of bazoc

Credit __Ernest Duru
LEGEND OF BAZOC 1

The dust had just settled and the men on the watch tower could now see clearly. The air was not as clear as day and the strong stench of rotten corpses still infested the air. The open battle ground was littered with blood, broken spears and scanty body parts of fallen soldiers. The cliche war had lasted for just a year and Bazoc the barbarian war lord who pledged his allegiance to the roman empire had mounted his troops on the walls of Arkim. His troops were ill equipped yet they had successfully held the defense long enough. In this war, arkim was the strong hold city which prevented the enemies from invading the Octaguron the barbarian capital city. Arkim was once a city were great merchants would come and do good business, a center of commerce in which the wealth and economy of the realm depended on. But now after a year of heavy battle between the barbarians and the Romans, Arkim was no longer safe for business and trade. Arkim was converted into a full time arsenal and was now regarded as the Octagurons last line of defense.


The start of the war showed the odds were against the barbarians as they lost good number of men in attempt to besiege the city. There losses were to heavy that they pulled their troops back. It seemed like they retreated, but it was only a strategy. The barbarians used the the time to cut the Romans off their supply forcing them into attrition. This was a game changer as the entire city suffered severe starvation
Bazoc, the barbarian war lord, was called a traitor by his kinsmen for subjugating Octaguron the capital city to the roman law. The young war hero who led a company of 1000 archers against 13000 spear-men and emerged victorious during the barbarian civil war. After gaining the confidence of his superiors, he was made the youngest commander. It was said that the gods had chosen him to be their right hand and unit the divided realms. And after years of periodic clashes of barbarian lords and chiefs, Bazoc was able to make peace amongst four clan chiefs and made the Octagurion a citadel of peace. With the union of this four chiefs, every other clan that refuse the leadership of the four chiefs were burnt to the ground with their leaders beheaded. At the age of 24 , famous musicians of the realm had started singing songs of bazocs accomplishment.
Bazoc was made the highest ranking officer in the realm and the gods demanded a human sacrifice to seal his office as LORD PROTECTOR.
The misty clouds and thick fogs of the morning was just fading and bazocs sleep was disrupted by his guards.
‘my lord’ the guard called out gently. bazoc gradually opened his eyes. ‘the governor is here’. Bazoc reluctantly rose up from his patched sleeping nest and headed straight to the governor’s tent.
The guards at the entrance of the tent gave bazoc a cold stare. The grip on their spare was an indication that they still had trust issues even with Bazoc. On entering the tent, Vinictus the roman governor for the barbarian province dismissed his meeting with two other generals and gave signals to empty the tent.
‘Dominus Vinictus’ bazoc hailed as he knelt down and kissed the signet ring of the emperor.
‘General Bazoc, rise’ vinictus replied ‘the gods have been kind to you. But not to your men’ he added. Bazoc , being a man of few words had nothing to say.
‘well, the strife of your men to keep the province safe hasn’t gone unnoticed’ vinictus continued ‘but I don’t mean that in a good way. The walls are holding, your men are fighting and dying as well’ he said with scurf ‘but what is more important is that the capital city is running out of supply. If we put up with this attrition for another month I will be forced to cut the rations of the soldiers’
‘my lord speaks more of the problems’ bazoc said ‘I believe in your wise counsel’
‘I want you to end this war without further bloodshed’ initus said ‘I know roman blood haven’t stained your soil since the beginning of the war,but the citizens of Rome in the capital are no longer safe. The council of generals have lost confidence in my ability to win this war.’ Vinictus said while walking to serve himself a cup of wine. ‘you know’ he continued ‘seeing the chaos surrounding Arkim and the level of damage done to this once beautiful city, it only reminds me of how we came into this territory. Roman soldiers ready and waiting to expand the empire for the gods and the glory of Rome’ he said with so much euphoria and enthusiasm. Bazoc continued to stare in silent like a loyal soldier would do. The plight of Bazoc’s men had turned from bad to worst and the men were actually getting tired. Bazoc felt responsible for this men he anticipated that the governor would order the roman garrison to reinforce arkims defense.
‘until now I keep wondering’ vinictus broke the silence ‘why a man like you would take a bold step to turn against your own people and swear allegiance to people you don’t know.’ Vinictus said ‘can I call it bravery of cowardice.’ Vinictus asked rhetorically. Bazoc still remained silent with eyes intensely staring nowhere. It was as if he was expecting to hear something from the governor and he was just beating about the bush. Deep down in bazocs mind , he knew that they referred to him as a coward who was too scared to fight the invading Romans. Bazoc gathered the chiefs and convinced them to accept the roman rule without a fight. They were just recovering from years of fighting and bloodshed and bazoc being the most respected of all the generals in the realm couldn’t watch his people go into a war he was convinced they were not going to win. At that time, most of the young able bodied men had fallen in those civil clashes and Bazoc wasn’t willing to subject any man who is not willing to fight to arms.
Convincing the four chiefs not to fight was the easiest part, but maintaining that level of conviction was the difficult part. After ten years of peaceful coexistence with the Romans, three of the four chiefs rebelled against Rome, slaying and beheading every roman citizen within their territory.
‘well’ vinictus continued ‘I just thought you should know firsthand that an emissary from the three chiefs rode into the capital offering us a peace deal’
‘and I presume you didn’t take it?’ Bazoc said clearing his throat. Vinictus stared at Bazoc with no reply. He then walked to the entrance of the tent and had brief word to with the guards. On returning, a company of ten to twelve heavily armed roman soldiers accompanied him back. Bazoc pulled out his sword immediately and took a fighting stance.
‘No , No general’ vinictus said in opposition to bazocs move ‘don’t make this any difficult than it already is’
‘difficult you say’ Bazoc said breathing heavily. His body and mind were well alert and ready to strike were necessary as well as intercept if stroke at. ‘its my men out there in the misty cold dying and keeping your lands safe by the blood of our people!!!’ he screamed ‘and what do we get in return? an assassination by the people I swore to serve ten years ago.!!!’ He then stared at Vinictus ‘is this how the roman law works?’
‘General don’t be foolish.’ Vinictus said ‘I will advise you to lay down your arms like you have always done in the past and put yourself under my mercy’ Vinictus ordered him. In the past ten years Bazoc had built a cordial relationship with the household of Vinictus. It was speculated that Vinictus was going to make Bazoc a roman citizen via marriage to his daughter. But it was all about trust, Vinictus trusted Bazoc even more than most of his commanders. The look on Vinictus eye was more of an appeal to Bazoc to trust me and on the other hand Bazoc saw a man whose hands were tied and will to do what is necessary was being manipulated.
‘general Bazoc I will not repeat myself’ Vinictus said with an intense voice ‘drop your weapon and I promise that no harm will come on you and your men.’
‘DRAW SWORDS!!!’ one of the roman soldiers ordered the men. The atmosphere was tense and the sound of swords being pulled from there scabbard filled the air. Bazoc knew this was going to be a blood bath,but if he fell today and in a dishonorable way as this , then he will not only be remembered as traitor but as a failure and everything he worked for in the past ten years will die with him. Thoughts like this would cripple the ego of men striving for greatness and a Bazoc was on that path. Bazoc gave a deep sigh of relief and loosen the grip on his sword.
The soldiers in the room immediately took hold of him and disarmed him completely.
‘general Bazoc ’ Vinictus said pulling out a scroll ‘you have being found guilty of the mass murder of roman citizens within the province. By the order of the emperor you are to be taken to the capital and tried according to roman law.’. Bazoc stared at Vinictus as he was dragged away in chains but vinictus stared away.
Now, Bazoc is faced with a war he might be forced to surrender to the enemy. His major concern was not loosing arkim, but how much credibility of his will be lost. It seemed like he was been sent to quell a rebellion. But, it turned out differently, this was not just a rebellion, this was a full blown war. The other three chiefs had raised an enormous army to take the city to take back there lands . While the company of soldiers he was given were ill prepared for a full blown war.

Daughter of billionaire mogul dj cuppy reveals hubby's face and guess who it is?

Billionaire business mogul’s daughter, DJ Cuppy who, while sharing a passionate kiss with her mystery bae in a new photo, has mistakenly given him away, and you won’t believe who he is.

Florence Ifeoluwa Otedola, popularly known as DJ Cuppy, who is the daughter of billionaire oil mogul, Femi Otedola and known for her secretive way of hiding the face of her lover, has today, mistakenly revealed his face.
Taking to her Snapchat, one of Nigeria’s most popular female disk jockey, DJ Cuppy, posted yet another photo of her ‘bae’ and hid his face, but subsequent photo she shared, revealed the identity of her lover where they were pictured with the same outfit.
The guy turned out to be none other than Nigerian professional footballer, Victor Chinedu Anichebe who plays as a striker for Premier League club Sunderland.

Source- Naijaloaded

Kidnappers Arrested on their way to collect ransome.


Two suspected kidnap kingpins  said to  be the brains behind many abductions in Kaduna State and other surrounding states, were on Wednesday, October 5, 2016, arrested by troops of 1 Division, Nigerian  Army in Anchau, Kubau Local Government  Area of the state while they were on the  way to collect ransom from relatives of a victim in their custody.



Daily Trust reports that the suspects who were  believed to be operating along Kaduna-Abuja  road, fled towards Zaria in a Honda car when they realized they were being trailed.  In the process of trying to escape, the bandits  were said to have overrun the police  checkpoints at Soba and Maigana and proceeded to Zaria where they were apprehended by the soldiers.


Items recovered from the suspects include  guns, charms, phones, SIM cards and notebook containing several names, addresses and  telephone numbers of kidnap victims families and relations.





Lai Mohammed Threatens Legal action over Afe babalola's claim that he plagiarised "change begins with me" Idea.


Minister of Information, Tourism and Culture Alhaji Lai Mohammed has refuted claims by Chief Afe Babalola and Akin Fadeyi, that the Federal Government’s national re-orientation campaign, ‘Change Begin with Me’ was a copyright version of drama skits ‘Not In My Country’ initiative.


Mohammed’s reaction came barely seven days after a senior lawyer at the Afe Babalola Chambers, Adebayo Adenipekun, wrote to the President, alleging that the initiative launched to bring attitudinal change in the country, originated from him and was taken from his project: ‘Not In My Country.’ The minister made the explanation after unveiling the national re-orientation campaign to stakeholders in the private sector in Lagos. He noted that the idea behind the national re-orientation was designed and completed two months before he met Fadeyi.



He said: “I was nominated in October and the moment I was nominated, I called my team and I told them that the most important thing was to change the attitude of Nigerians. I am happy that the agencies that worked on the idea are here today. “We started working on the initiative immediately and on 14 October, 2015 when I was confirmed as a minister, I had completed work on the initiative.

I made available to the media, incontrovertible evidence that by October 14th, 2015, I had completed work on the initiative. “On 31 October, 2015, I had completed the radio jingles and television commercials. After we had completed work on the programme, Mr. Akin Fadeyi came to me on December 30th, 2015. So, how can one accuse me of stealing an idea which was completed by October last year? The person, who claimed that I stole his idea came to me in December. Mr. Akin Fadeyi, Afe Babalola and I will meet in court.”

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