Saturday, October 8, 2016

JAMB Report: The Reasons Why UNILORIN Is The Most Preferred Tertiary Institution in Nigeria


Earlier this week, the University of Ilorin (Unilorin) in Kwara State, emerged the ‘2016 university of first choice’ among student-applicants in Nigeria.



A survey ‘painstakingly’ carried out by the Economic Confidential, using computed and analyzed details as approved by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) on preferred first university of choice in 2016, showed that Unilorin had the highest student-applicants of 103,238 students, with male student-applicants of 51,082 and female student-applicants of 52,156.


Using the report as gathered from JAMB, the Economical Confidential inferred that applicants seeking admission into universities considered academic stability, popularity, affordability, available facilities and quality of lecturers as part of their check-list before making choices in their applications.

In a list of 40 federal Universities in the country, Unilorin was rated number one followed by the University of Benin, with student-applicants of 81,363 made up of 39,729 of male applicants and female applicants of 41,571.

Ahmadu Bello University, Northwest Nigeria is third in the ranking while the fourth and the fifth are University of Nigeria Nsukka and Bayero University, Kano both South-East and North-West Nigeria respectively.

Speaking on the development to Premium Times, JAMB spokesperson, Fabian Benjamin, disclosed that the students’ checklist as outlined in the report was not determined by the Board.

He said: “JAMB has no way of determining these factors from information available to us through the frequency of schools chosen by Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) candidates.”

“What we do each year, is to roll out data on the institutions with the highest number of applicants.

“For some years now, the University of Ilorin has been topping that chart, this does not mean that the school is the best in the country. It just shows students’ preferences.”

“We only have access to the number of students who choose these schools. We cannot determine why they do so. UTME candidates are not asked why they choose schools.”

“For instance, if we have 1.6 million candidates applying through JAMB and 120,000 candidates choose University of Ilorin as first choice, automatically it becomes the most popular choice for that year, that is how we arrive at our data.”

As said by the spokesperson of JAMB, it remains unclear why applicants prefer the Kwara-based federal university ahead of others, but what remains clear is that:

Unilorin is one or perhaps the only institution in the country that hardly embark on the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strike actions – a problem that has plagued many federal universities in the country.

As a result of this, the university was said to have one of the fastest academic calendars of all institutions in the country.

Also, Nasarawa State University, Imo State University, Kaduna State University, Delta State University and Adekunle Ajasin University were the most popular state university choices for 2016.

While Covenant University, Afe Babalola University, Babcock University, Igbinedion University and Bowen University are the most popular private university choices for 2016.

The University of Ibadan, which was recently placed at 801 in the 2016/2017 global ranking of 1,000 universities carried out by Times Higher Education (THE), was spotted at number 8.

Kenyan photojournalist and activist lampoons his country's politicians on twitter using hilarious cartoons and images

Boniface Mwangi is a photojournalist popular in Kenya both for his professional work and his sociopolitical activism. He took on his country's political elite on twitter this morning calling them out for their excesses. He started the #Iamsorry hashtag after a politician sued him for defamation and demanded an apology.








They caught Bovi with a condom. see What happened next

Comedian Bovi took to Snapchat to share a story about what happened to him when he was in Secondary school and in the hostel. In SS1, he and others escaped school to head out to the neighbouring town and were caught by a teacher. When a condom was found with him, rather than receive a sex education, he was punished and mocked in the assembly.

WOW!! 9weeks old baby's hair causes huge crowd

Photo credit The Sun
 Junior Cox-Noon's hairmazing hair has been pulling crowds and shoppers. 9 weeks old Junior has a fully gone hair and also doesn't like putting on cap or hat.The wild hair has earned him a nickname Baby Bear. Chelsea Noon, junior's mum has refuse to cut it as she feels the hair is just so unique.


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Photo credit The Sun

Photo credit The Sun

Photo credit The Sun

lady has placed a $615,862 bet on Hillary Clinton becoming president

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British bookmaker, William Hill has revealed that a 46 year old female client has placed a huge $615862 wager on Hillary Clinton winning the race for the White House. At odds of 4/11, or a 73% chance of success, she stands to make a profit of around $224,000.
William Hill said:

“As far as we are aware, this is the biggest wager ever taken on the US Presidential Elections,” a William Hill spokesman said. “As a result of taking this bet, a win for Donald Trump has now become the favored outcome for us in terms of our liabilities for either of the two leading contenders.”

Friday, October 7, 2016

The Last Virgin ( Episode 3)

EPISODE 3 (ONE DOWN)

**IN THE HOSTEL**
Elizabeth was back in her hostel only to meet nobody, she quickly showered and decide to take a nap….

**flashback**
**Elizabeth side of the story**
**back in John’s room**
When john was about to successfully disvirgin me , his phone suddenly rang and he was told that his dad is at the school gate so he has to quickly freshen up and unknown to me I would have being the first person to be disvirgned.


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**Funke’s side of the story**
**in church**
I was in church then I sited sola from afar, he happened to be the choir master and that gave me the belief that his a good guy so I made it my mission to get close to him……..

**after service**
Me : bro sola
Sola : oh sister , wow cant believe you’d still recognise my face
Me: why wont I, can I get your contact, I wish to know you better sir
Sola : no problem

**later on we exchanged contacts**

**same day**
**Folake’s side of the story**
I was in church when the youth pastor walked up to me and told me that he noticed that I could sing very well, so he made a proposal for me to join the youth choir which I thought would be lovely… he told me to wait for proper introduction

After the introduction he collected my contact and we rounded up the meeting, while I was on my way back to the hostel I noticed the youth pastor (Bro Segun) was following me…. At first I thought he was stalking me but later………..

Me : sir are you not going home?
Pastor Segun : that’s my hostel down there
Me : I was scared at first
So when we got to the front of his hostel he told me to branch so that he could treat me well , at first I ignored but I fell for his sweet words…. Mehn segun’s voice is so sweet and lovely

**Inside Segun’s Room**
It was well furnished and beautiful, he later offered me a glass of juice which I stylishly collected from him, few minutes later after drinking it I slept off…….

**Waking Up*
I met myself naked, and I was very confused at first I thought I was in my hostel only to see myself beside Pastor Segun…………
Me : pastor what have you done?
Pastor Segun : oh oh you mean the fun we just had together , to be really sincere I never expected you to be a virgin with all this your endowment and beauty
Me: Pastor it’s not fair o, you just ruined my life, career and future **sobbing**
Pastor Segun : sorry dear had it been I would not have done it
Me: Shutup after drugging me, so this is how you do other sisters in the church …..

I left his room angry and crying, with my life being ruined and the following questions flowing through my mind
What will I tell my fellow roomies?
What will I now do with my life?
What will I do from now on?
Who will I tell?
What is the way out?

**Pastor Segun’s side of the story**
Immediately folake left my place I put a call through to femi , we are both part of the virgin hunters, folake never saw it coming…
Me : femo femo
Femi : wetin we see today wey you call me
Me : you won’t believe what happened today
Femi : you don give person belle abi because that’s your normal routine
Me : no o, one down o
Femi : one down ?
Me : I’ve disvirgin folake the church girl that you were saying she won’t be easy to get to
Femi : are you for real?
Me : yes o

**Folake’s side of the story**
**Hospital **
I was not feeling too fine so I decided to go for medical check-up in the hospital, after the check-up I was told to wait for my result……

Nurse : who is folake
Me : I ma
Nurse : **looking at me in a very suspicious way** the doctor wants to see you
**in the doctor’s office**
Doc : miss folake , just know that this is not end of the world o
Me: doc whats wrong?
Doc: here is the result of the test
**I opened the letter and what I saw really amazed me**
Me : H.I.V what ?
Doc: my dear don’t cry , you can still live a normal life with the right prescriptions
Me: **crying** temi ti baje o (my life has been destroyed)

**in the hostel**
Elizabeth : why are you crying folake
Cynthia : I wonder o
Me : don’t worry
Oge : don’t mind them, what’s really wrong
I explained what happened to me to them, they were all discouraged that I was the last person they thought could do that and no matter how I hard I try to explain to them they won’t believe that I was raped……. Suddenly I ran to the toilet and went to vomit and when I came out I was feeling dizzy and later collapsed so I was rushed to the hospital…

**hospital:
Doc : who brought the lady that was just rushed in
Oge : I sir
Doc : nothing to worry about she’s just 3weeks pregnant
Elizabeth , Cynthia , Oge, and Folake : Pregnant!!!

Watchout for episode 4

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