Did You Know That Chelsea Have Been Relegated More Times Than They Have Won The English League? (See More Amazing Facts)

Some Strange But True And Amazing Football Facts.

1. When Barcelona’s Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his “yes” to him but his mother said “if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!”


2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.

3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.

4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in every year of his professional career.

5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters and 10 brothers.

6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat- trick.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.

8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player.

9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.

10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the English league.

11. The difference in Messi’s age and Ronaldo’s age is 869 days, the same difference as between Messi’s son and Ronaldo’s son.

12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught in offside position in his whole career.

13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn’t lose any match.

14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, 4 goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals on an occasion.

15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can’t make his team at the present.

16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family’s financial status.

17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.

18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.

19. In January 2003, Louis Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.

20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.

21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry, Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri all together for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.

22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn’t clinch the league title.

Which one of them do you find interesting!!!

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Wow! Checkout How Much Super Eagles Players To Get As Match Bonus After Win Against Zambia

An outstanding display by the Super Eagles of Nigeria to beat Chipolopolo of Zambia 2-1 which is Nigeria’s first against Zambia on home soil and therefore ended their 14 game unbeaten run in all competition.


Goals from Arsenal’s Alex Iwobi (32 mins) and Manchester City wonder-kid Kelechi Iheanacho (42 mins) gave Nigeria a first half lead before veteran Collins Mbesuma pooled one back for the Zambians but that did not stop the Eagles from claiming victory as they got their World Cup qualifying campaign off to a winning start.

Meanwhile the Super Eagles players received their flight ticket refunds, match bonus for the AFCON qualifier against Tanzania last month as well as appearance fees for two friendlies in May against Mali and Luxembourg.

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[Story] The Last Virgin by Mr Kiddah ( Episode 6)

EPISODE 6 (POLICE KASALA)

Continuation
**Cynthia’s side of the story**
Suddenly we heard a knock on the door, mehn I and Elizabeth were disorganized we didn’t know what to do, so we decided to keep mute but the person continued knocking but still we kept mute but suddenly the door opened and Immediately I pissed on my body , it was then I realized that it’s folake
so I whispered to her to come and immediately she entered the bathroom she saw funke’s body hanging and immediately she saw this she screamed… suddenly we heard a male voice outside asking what’s wrong, it was then folake told us that funke’s dad is outside …
Me: we are doomed
Elizabeth: haaa mogbe mo da ran
Folake: so you killed her?
Before I could explain folake ran outside to tell her dad , even Elizabeth doesn’t know the full story of what happened the other night…………..

**police station**
**Elizabeth side of the story**
We were being held in custody with restriction to mobile access, while we were being held in custody we heard a woman shouting and screaming that her daughter has being kidnapped and the kidnappers were asking for a ransom of #1,000,000…. She started screaming chineke mo my oge , suddenly it occurred to me that it’s been a while we’ve seen Oge….

**Oge side of the story**
I was on my way home from a party and almost at my hostel before two guys came out of nowhere and kidnapped me..I was blindfolded and soon I met myself in an empty room with two guys, later they forced me to give them my mom’s number asking for a ransom of #1,000,000 within 7days or else they’ll deliver my dead body to her door post

**Back in the police station**
**Cynthia’s side of the story**
Elzabeth what are we to do now, who will even believe our story, even you yourself you don’t know the full story, she was surprised so I narrated everything that happened, she started crying when she realized that her boyfriend has been killed… while we were busy discussing funke’s dad walked in with her lawyer so I and Elizabeth were taken to the DPO’s office where funke’s dad , mom and lawyer were sited and to my own surprise funke’s dad is the state commissioner of police and before I could say anything Elizabeth screamed
Me: what’s wrong
Elizabeth : we are in deep shit
Me: what’s wrong na?
Elizabeth : my dad is funke’s dad lawyer

My dad fainted……………

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World Bank To give Nigeria $1.3BN to start up Development Bank of Nigeria

Nigeria has reached an agreement with the World Bank Group and other development partners for the release of $1.3bn for the take-off of the Development Bank of Nigeria.



Mrs. Kemi Adeosun, the Minister of Finance, said this on Sunday in Washington DC, United States of America at the closing press conference marking the end of the World Bank/International Monetary Fund’s annual meetings.

Adeosun, who spoke alongside the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, explained that the DBN would serve as a means of intervention for the Small and Medium-sized Enterprises in the country to get funds to run their operations and expand in order to achieve inclusive growth for the country.
 “An agreement was reached on the final steps for the take-off of the Development Bank of Nigeria, which had been stopped due to some issues; we have resolved all those issues, the recruitment process has now been finalised, with management team put in place; and this will release $1.3bn, which is aimed at supporting our SMEs and the SMEs are part of the engine that will spur the growth of our economy” she said.

The minister also said that the Nigerian delegation to the meetings had high-level discussions with the multilateral agencies on the challenges in the power sector, especially the financial issues, and that an agreement was reached for a workshop to hold in Abuja in November to be attended by the World Bank Group, International Finance Corporation and the Multilateral Investment Guarantee Agency, which provided partial risk guarantees.


Adeosun added that the World Bank would be bringing its specialist power finance team to see how they could proffer financial solutions to the challenges of the power sector in Nigeria.

The minister said, “We also met with the Japan International Cooperation Agency (JICA), and we secured their commitment to facilitate trade and investment in Nigeria; specifically, they have agreed to make investments in agriculture, especially in the fisheries sector, and we have made progress on the Jebba hydro project, which is also a power project.

“Our constituency, which represents South Africa, Nigeria and Angola, had a meeting and we reviewed the fact that the allocations to our constituency are among the poorest, particularly from the IFC, which are unacceptably low. What we have agreed to do is that we will be hosting a meeting in Abuja in March for the three finance ministers and the idea is that we will benchmark and scale up our technical capacity to ensure that we are able to get more of what is available for the three countries.

“We also secured commitments from the Canadian ministry of finance to support us in the PPP platform for roads; they have successfully developed a PPP platform for road investment and they have offered to support us on the technical front in that regard.”

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Drake says He doesn't give a f*ck about none of these other singers, He is from the 6

Drake may have had to postpone some shows due to an ankle injury, but he was charged up as ever during his Friday concert in Toronto, or as he would call it, the 6. The crowd was as responsive as you’d expect to his Summer Sixteen Tour, which is nearly over, and he was clearly feeding off the energy when he decided to send out a message to his competition.



“Other rappers, I don’t give a fuck about none of these other singers. Nobody can talk to me ’cause I’m from the 6,” he said with confidence. “I go over there by myself, and I do it every single motherfucking time, boy.”

It’s not out of the ordinary for rappers to address their competitors in such a broad sense, but Drake has had a few public feuds with other artists over the last year or two — Meek Mill, Tory Lanez, and Joe Budden come to mind — so one can’t help but think these remarks could be apply to at least one of those names.



Source : Jambaze.com

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2 Persons caught with crushed Human Heads concealed in Loaves of Bread

Two persons have been arrested after being caught with human heads.

Jamiu Alabi, 24, and Yemi John, 32, were apprehended on Saturday night at Church Bus Stop, Ipaja.



They were alleged to have concealed three human heads inside loaves of bread.



The suspects were said to have sandwiched the heads in the breads with and inscribed names and amount on each.

While one of them had Danjumo N20,000 written on it, the others had Yusuf N70,000 and Alhaji Mumuni N10,000, the Nation reports.

Police spokesperson Dolapo Badmos, a Superintendent (SP), said the case was under discreet investigation

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4 Die as Robbery suspects get-away car skids off Eko bridge in Lagos.

Nemesis caught up with five robbery suspects yesterday Sunday, in Lagos, when their get-away car skidded off Eko Bridge by Iddo, killing three of the suspects and sadly, an innocent bystander, {a man who the car fell on}.

It was reported that two of the suspects sustained injuries and were taken to the hospital, while the dead bodies were deposited at a mortuary.

The incident was said to have occurred during the downpour at 2.15 pm.

 

General Manager of the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Mr. Adesina Tiamiyu, who confirmed the incident, said preliminary investigation revealed that the occupants in the car could be robbers as several dangerous weapons were recovered from the car.

According to Tiamiyu,

“the agency received a distress call regarding a lone accident at Iddo Bridge at 2.15p.m.

“On arrival at the scene of the incident, the Emergency Response Team, ERT, of the agency discovered a grey-coloured Hyundai ix 35 with number plates SMK 485 CM, which skidded off the Eko Bridge by Iddo Terminus and fell on a man, who died immediately.

“Three of the suspected robbers died immediately, one escaped with injuries, while the fifth was taken to the hospital by Lagos State Ambulance Service, LASAMBUS.

“The dead bodies, three suspected armed robbers and one other person identified as a mechanic named Nwamba, were handed over to State Environmental Health Monitoring Unit, SEHMU, and were subsequently taken to the mortuary, while the vehicle was towed to Denton Police Station, Ebute Meta, by the agency.”

According LASEMA boss, items found on the victims include one locally-made double-barrelled pistol with five live cartridges, one laptop, mobile phones and a dollar note.

Tiamiyu, who advised residents to always be security conscious at all times, said the matter had been handed over to Nigeria Police for proper investigation.

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