Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Checkout The 5 Categories Of Nigerians That May Die If MMM Crashes





MMM seems like one acronym many Nigerians will not forget in a hurry. The Ponzi scheme has taken Nigeria by storm with many sinking huge sums into it despite clear indications that it might crash.

According to Wikipedia, МММ was a Russian company that perpetrated one of the world’s largest Ponzi schemes of all time, in the 1990s. By different estimates from 5 to 40 million people lost up to $10 billion. The exact figures are not known even to the founders.

It is also vital to note that 50 investors in MMM committed suicide in 1994 after it crashed. The police closed the offices of MMM for tax evasion on July 22, 1994. The company tried to continue the scheme but the business shut down.

Now that Nigerians have taken to MMM in a huge way, who are some kinds of people that will feel the brunt if MMM crashes?

1. Nigerians who resigned their jobs

While it is quite strange, there have been stories of Nigerians who left their jobs because MMM started paying well. These set of people feel that MMM is a more easy way to make money and so they have quit their jobs.

If the scheme crashes today, this set of people will be left with no means of income and no job.

2. Nigerians who invested their savings

The news that MMM is paying has led many to invest their entire life savings in the hopes that they will get huge returns based on the percentages. What happens when the scheme collapses? Losing their entire life savings is something that will lead to huge problems for many Nigerians.

3. Those who sold their property

In the hopes of huge returns, many Nigerians have sold their properties and put the money gotten into the MMM scheme. Lands, homes and other investments have gone into the scheme. What will happen to such people when it crashes?

4. Those who got married with MMM money and no jobs

There have been stories of young men who upon getting their first MMM payment, decided it was time to settle down and get married. What happens when the MMM money dries up?? They will find it difficult to cope, if they do not have an extra means of income.

5. Bankers

While this might sound strange, there have been stories like this: “Some bankers who usually invest as much as N10m out of customers’ savings just to get a profit of N3m in return. We recently heard the story of a bank manager who committed suicide due to debt.”

To round up, this quote is fitting to represent the situation of Nigeria as regards MMM.

“It is easier to find a virgin in Nigeria than to find a non MMM participant.” – Arinze Esomnofu

Must Read! 29 Things You Must Take Along to NYSC Camp To Avoid Stress




This is an important message for members of the National Youth Service Corps members who have been mobilized for the 2016 Batch B Orientation Course.



OFFICIAL NYSC CAMP REGISTRATION REQUIREMENTS:

1. Call Up Letter:
This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage (lol) never forget this.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

2. Registration Documents:
Foreign graduates should take along important registration documents used in registering at Abuja.

3. Final Year Student Identity CARD
Tip: If you’ve been issued your Certificate (not statement of result), there won’t be need for this.

4. Notification/Statement of Result from School.

5. Passport Photos: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them at every registration point mostly. Then those of you who would likely redeploy or join one group or the other in camp, you would need more than others.

6. Photocopies Of Your Documents: Now make about 5-10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

7. Certificates/Licences: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification.

8. Stationery: Pen, Paper, Gum, Stapler, Tippex: Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. So do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you are taking that along.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number, you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.

Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

YOUR DAILY NEEDS:

9. Round-necked white T-shirts: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need it.

10. White Shorts: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

11. Plain White Sneakers/Tennis Shoes: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white).

They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country . The parade fields/mammy market might be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp.

12. White Socks: Just get extra pairs.

13. Mosquito Treated Net: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

14. Basic Drugs: Like Panadol or paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately stocked with drugs so help yourself.
15. Padlocks: (BRING or BUY from Mammy) Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. Waist Pouch: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too.

17. Beverage: The camp will supply u with “Tea-water” so you can make tea when u need to!

18. Dettol Or Any Disinfectant: This is very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

19. Detergent: (BUY from Mammy) Again, this reduces the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or shirt, extra N50 if you want your items pressed.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave behind after 3 weeks.

Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad, soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

20. Towels

21. A Pair Of Slippers: (BRING or BUY)

22. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow: You could also get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to “double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. Lol.

23. Handkerchiefs: There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

24. Flashlight Or Rechargeable Lamps: (BRING or BUY) Most camps, or in fact, all camps do not give light except at a specific time of the day.

It’s very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days like the Camp Fire Night. You can charge them there at a little fee.

Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

25. Plate And Cup: (BRING or BUY) For eating. Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.

26. Some Form Of Entertainment: Novels – for those who get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or chess. also iPod your and MP3 players for audiophiles.

27. Your Ray-Ban Sunglasses For The Sun. And if you can’t afford that, get a Ray-Bon. lol

28. Get Extra Phone Batter(ies) And Extra Network SIMs. Some network are not available at some camps in remote locations far from towns. Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out which network has the best reception at your destination camp. If you need data access, find out if that available also. Instagramers and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars.

29. Cash: Extremely important. You would need about N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’ comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 – N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating camp food), drinks, recharge cards, charging of phones, laundry, pleasures e.t.c

Tip: You wont be allowed to leave camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea. Just budget 1000 per day. You could take your ATM card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive since there might not be any ATM in camp and you are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…)

You can keep you extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you need it.

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone with great camera, that’s good for you because you can easily take and share photos on social networks.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp and snap at a cheaper rate.

Photos: OAP Daddy Freeze Attacks Nigerian Pastors

Popular and controversial  On Air Personality, Daddy Freeze of coolfm has once again called out Nigerian Pastors, indirectly attacking them of misplacing their priorities after he posted a photo of a pastor massaging the leg of probably one of his followers.

Read what he wrote below:

What A Gift! : Nigerian Man Receives Python As Gift In US Mall.


A Nigerian man based in the United States, appeared to have been offered this 'pet' python as a gift during his visit to a shopping mall... The man who rejected the gift wrote; Not every gift is worth being accepted, please keep your pet, not interested.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/not-interested-see-what-nigerian-man.html

Flavour N’abania Shares Photos To Mark Birthday

Nigerian singer, Chinedu Okoli popularly known as Flavour N’abania served a dose of hotness as he shared photos to mark his birthday today, 23rd November.

The 33-year-old father of two was styled by multiple award winning stylist and fashion influencer, Jeremiah Ogbodo aka Swanky Jerry. See more photos below:

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Its Official! 'singer inks deal with Sony Music

     Tekno joins the likes of Nigerian acts,
Davido, Ycee and Wizkid as he inks a deal with Sony Music.
The Pana' crooner shared a video clip via his Instagram page on Tuesday, November 22, showing him signing documents which puts him on the Sony roster of Nigerian artists.
   Earlier this month, a short video posted on Instagram by PaulO of Upfront and Personal promotions company, captured a floor of the Sony Music office hinting that a deal was in the offing.
We agree that the singer has worked hard for this as he has been on fire this year with his hit song 'Pana' and winning Breakthrough Artist of the Year at the recently held MAMAs 2016 in Johannersburg, South Africa.
The nature of the deal is yet to be revealed but if what Davido and Wizkid are doing, is anything to go by, Tekno is just getting started.

Comedian attacked by hoodlums

    Seyi Law has a lot to be thankful for after being attacked by hoodlums on his way home at Apongbon, Lagos Island.
The comedian shared his harrowing experience via his Instagram page on Tuesday, November 22, thanking God for keeping him safe.

According to Seyi Law, himself and his friend were attacked after his car broke down at Apongbon and his friend was stabbed multiple time by the hoodlums in their bid to extort them of their valuables.
He shared a photo of hands bloodied from injuries sustained during the attack, assumed to be those of his friends.
On the post, he wrote, “God is indeed God of all.
"Let me just thank God for seeing me through all the challenges of the past month. Friends have not been able to get through to me due to the tedious schedules and happenings.
"Finally, today I thought I was going home and having tomorrow all to myself to rest and catch up with friends only to have my car break down at Apongbon and some hoodlums attacked stabbing my friend in multiple places just because they wanted phones and money.
"What would have become of me today? I am so grateful to God Almighty. They escaped before Police arrived, but I asked myself if people had come to our rescue and descended on the hoodlums wouldn’t people say SEYILAW was involved in jungle justice? Hmmmmm. Ka sa ma dupe.
"Thanks to the ever active Lagos Police PRO, SP Dolapo Badmos, @opetodolapo and all those that responded to my calls. God bless you.”

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